Al Bundy Syndrome

Do you place your hand in your pants almost every time you sit down like this . . .

This is a serious condition known as Al Bundy Syndrome.

Hi, My name is Nfatu8e, and I have Al Bundy Syndrome. Every time I sit down, I get the urge to place my hands in my pants, but whats worse is that I place my other hand in my bra. I just feel comfortable that way. Come and join the support group, where we will address our issue and try to figure out a cure together for only 6 payments $14.95tax and fees not included. Thats Right, only 6 payments of $14.95.

Warning: Meetings may cause internal bleeding, brain hemorrhage, cancer, and may ultimately cause death.