Thursday, December 15, 2011
The Knowing
WOW!!! I'm a lost for words. This Video, just like their albums, is, I guess you can sum it up as, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. I mean the 2D graphics, The story behind it, the plot, everything. Even with the hidden sexual symbolism. What can I say, this Video had my attention from beginning to the end, to the point where I thought my computer screen was hypnotizing me. Kudos Weeknd, I need you to make it.
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Tabi Bonney Feeling More
This single has not only a soulful old school hip hop sound to it, but the video is also very nice. I love how he incorporated Natural looking females from all different complexions. Very Classy video.
Handicap Bathroom Stall
I know this is Random, but today I walked into the restroom at work and decided to use the Handicap Stall. After I placed my bag on the hook, I wondered to myself, why are the hooks in the Handicap bathroom stall soo high? I mean isn't the restroom for persons with disability. Maybe they only considered those with canes and crutches, not those in wheel chairs, lol.
OK THEN!!!!
This little Boy is just too cute, I had to post this. The song is actually very catchy. I feel as if "That's how I feel, Ok then" its gonna be my new phrase, lol. I like that they kept the video at his age level, Chuck E Cheese is the place to be.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Al Bundy Syndrome
Do you place your hand in your pants almost every time you sit down like this . . .
This is a serious condition known as Al Bundy Syndrome.

Hi, My name is Nfatu8e, and I have Al Bundy Syndrome. Every time I sit down, I get the urge to place my hands in my pants, but whats worse is that I place my other hand in my bra. I just feel comfortable that way. Come and join the support group, where we will address our issue and try to figure out a cure together for only 6 payments $14.95tax and fees not included. Thats Right, only 6 payments of $14.95.
Warning: Meetings may cause internal bleeding, brain hemorrhage, cancer, and may ultimately cause death.
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Friday, April 8, 2011
Funny
A lady with crabs sat beside me today on the bus, and I began to itch.
Pause
Total explanation: A lady with a bag of sea crabs sat beside me on the bus and because of my shell fish allergy, I began to itch.
LOL
The way I liked to be kissed

I like soft kisses, but if that all you have to offer me, I'll get bored and probably pull away, but if those soft kisses lead to this intense kiss, I'll be on you for days. I like to start off with soft kisses, pecks here and there, then longer kisses on the lips. Then I like for your tongue to part my lips and meet my tongue. I like to bite and suck on both your lips and tongue, so if you are not a fan, stay away.
While this kiss gets intense, I don't want your hands to remain on one spot, I like to be touched, all over. Grab my behind, let me feel your nails, just a bit. Put your hand up my shirt, you know whats in there, do something with them. And If you touch my neck-shoulder area in the right spot, and the right way, I'd probably have an orgasm, lol. Push me up against the wall, lift me up, grind on me, I like my make out session ROUGH. Pull my hair, weave or natural, I don't care, I like my hair being touched.
I just love kissing and I love to cuddle and I love putting my feet under peoples butt, lol.
Are UGGs Waterproof??????
Thursday, April 7, 2011
The Brocs

Nostaglia, ULTRA

The Weeknd "House of Balloons"

I only listened to two songs off this mixtape, and I already fell in love. While I'm still continuing to listen, the beats draws me into the world of The Weekend and into the words. Its like you're stuck in this trance of visions dancing in your head. I love the way the music on this Mixtape makes me feel. New age R&B, I place this Mixtape above any Trey Songz CD, no offense.
Theophilus London
I love this Song, It just takes you on a trip, and the video, LOVE IT!!!!! Beautiful Girl, Stylish people, good music, what more can you ask for. I am a Theophilus London Advocate.
Those "That's So Gay" Commercial
My question is are these commercials necessary???
I believe that if you are a homosexual, be proud of who you are, announce it to the world if you want, but don't be a hypocritical one. When I say "hypocritical Homosexual", there are multiple meanings to it, one meaning is those that claim to be homosexual but imitate or are attracted to a person of the same gender that imitates the opposite gender. I thought the purpose of being homosexual was because you were not attracted to the features of the opposite gender, but anyways, this second meaning is the one that fits this topic.
My second meaning of a "hypocritical Homosexual" is one that fights for their rights, while taking the rights of others away. How can you tell somebody they are not allowed to practice their freedom of speech and then get angry when you are denied your own rights. I say "That's gay" and I don't mean it in an offensive way towards homosexuals. I call my straight friends fagots, as well, and I still respect my Homosexual friends.
See, I know you'll ask this question, "Well if you can say Fagot and gay, then why can't white people say Nigger?" My answer is, they can say it all they want, as long as they don't say it to the wrong Black person. You can call me a nigger all you want, thats not my name nor would I respond to it, but if u say it to someone else, you might get socked in the face. lol, but then again the word Nigger was created to demean a group of people, when the word Fagot and gay mean something totally different. If you didn't know a Fagot is actually a bunch of sticks, Ok, I do see the irony, but hey, you guys do have a bunch of sticks, lol, and gay means happy. So don't get too offended, unless they say it in a mean tone, and just like the wrong black person, sock them in the face, lol.
And if Homosexuals can make commercials like this, why can't Mentally Retarded people make commercials saying "You can't call that retarded, thats like saying that kid is so not retarded". Or stupid people can make commercials saying "You shouldn't call things stupid, thats offensive, that likes calling things smart"??????
Everyone is soo uptight, thats why the world is so violent, let people say what they want and be who they want.
I'm a Muslim, and tho I don't agree with the lifestyle, but I love homosexuals for who they are as a person, and individual. I say give them their right to get divorced and split half of everything they own, and pay alimony. If you are a Pastor or Imam or Rabbi who won't marry them, DONT, let other Pastor, Imam's, or Rabbi's marry them, must the world be so difficult, only God can judge, we have no right.
You know whats gay, denying people their rights, Now thats gay.
Peace yall
Is it boarder line Gay if a male watches his friend have sex???

I wonder, are the straightest guys and females the ones that watch homosexual porn, but are Heterosexual???
If you're watching your friend have sex, that means you're watching him, especially if you're rooting him on, thats a lil homo. I think I like sex to be a personal thing between you and that other person, and if you wanna see group sex, watch a video, they get paid for that.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Religion
I love Bill Maher and really respect him, but somethings I don't agree with, especially the way he bashes religion. He kind of makes it seem that it is the religions fault for some of the atrocities people do, but that is not the case because many non believers, or Atheist, commit crimes as well. Religion does not teach people to steal from the poor, Religion does not teach people to be a pedophile and rape little boys, and Religion does not teach people to blow themselves up and kill other people. People teach people that.
By nature and history, we know that most Middle easterners, Persians, are very brutal. Unfortunately a vast majority of them are Muslims now, and that is where people tend to find it hard to separate their culture with the true religion. We also know that Religion is not for the weak, and unfortunately, 75% ( an estimate) of all humans in the world are weak minded. If you want an example, check out those Tea Party groups in the United States who call Obama a Socialist, without even knowing what a socialist is, but do so because the TV says so. Now the problem with the religion is the translation of the books. That is why I say every person has their own religion. Two people who sit beside each other in Church will not take the preaching of the pastors the same way, nor will the translate the Bible the same way. Or two Muslims praying next to each other in the Mosque may move alike, but prayers may be different. Now because the Original Bible was written in Old Latin, even people who speak Latin today wouldn't be able translate it 100% today, and we forget that some words used now had a different meaning in the past. Another Issue about the Bible is the many different versions of the Bible out there, and the rule of the Romans. Thats where the Bible starts to lose its true identity. A problem with the Qur- an and the Torah are the language barrier as well. Old Arabic is not like new Arabic, and old Hebrew is not like the new Hebrew. Another problem is that people don't understand whether or not if God is being Metaphoric or actual, hence the reason why some people are extreme in their belief. And this is just my view, I over analyze things. I am a Muslim, but not more of a modern one. I don't wear an Hijab, and have not got into the practice of actually praying 5 times a day, which I am going to start doing. I have a problem with some of the teachings in Islam, especially the Shariah law. See my whole thing is that if we believe in Jesus, and his teachings, and if Jesus said "let he who is without sin, cast the first stone" then why do we stone people to death. I see that law as a test by God, but who am I. I just know I believe in God, All of the Prophets, All of the Holy Books, and in Angels.
PEACE TO ALL
State of the Black Community
As I was driving to work from my apartment in Baltimore, its not hard to see that Black people have no integrity or take pride in their community (I am African-American by the way). As I was driving, you see boarded up houses, potholes in the roads, liquor store, church, funeral home, family dollar, church, liquor store, beauty supply store, liquor store, corner store, and that pattern continues until I came upon smooth driving. Nice roads, houses with their grass mowed, a Giant food store, Starbucks, Rita's, at that point, I knew I was not in Baltimore anymore, but in Towson.
Another issue is that Black people do not tend to own anything in their communities, so nothing there is ours. Our hosing communities owned by Jews, the Mcdonalds are being taken over by Hispanics, who I must say, provide MUCH better service. The 7-11's and gas stations owned by Indians or Middle Easterners, The beauty supply stores owned by Asians, and some corner stores and liquor stores as well. The Tyrone's Chicken sounds like it might be owned by black people, WRONG, its owned by Asians as well. Even Hip Hop, the choice of music for most black people, is owned by mostly Jews, hence the reason why they tell Artists who try to uplift us to "Dumb it down" in order to make profit. Funny thing is, a lot of Jews treat black people like Hitler and the Ancient Egyptians treated them, in a new modern way, but that is a whole other topic.
Getting Back to the topic at hand, living in Baltimore has opened my eyes drastically to what my home Prince George's county may become. If you didn't know, Prince George's County is the richest African American County in the United states, and sorry to say, its becoming more and more worse due to the rising crime rate. We can blame that on the Gentrification going on in DC where they are moving out the black people, rebuilding area's, and making the rent super expensive so those black people can not afford to move back in, and guess where those people are coming??? You got it , Prince George's County.
Now I don't blame DC for doing what they did, maybe if black people stopped killing each other, took better care of their community and environment, influence their children to go to school and better themselves rather than become baby mama's in the system and gun slinging gangsters who wanna be rappers, maybe no one would be trying to kick us out. We litter and pollute our communities, We steal from our stores, and the worst thing about us, we are Jealous sons of guns who don't want the next man to succeed, but to fail, just so we might take their position. We also sell drugs to our mothers, brothers, and sisters, and demean our women. Its just so many problems we have, now we have no one to blame but ourselves.
Yes our history shows that we were raped of our pride, our culture, our dignity, our everything, physically, mentally, religiously, and sexually, but what about the great minds like abolitionist Fredrick Douglas, self taught Booker T Washington, Great leaders El- Hajj Malik El-Shabazz and Martin Luther King. Its like after they were taken out, everyone else was afraid to step up and lead our community. But the leaders start within ourselves.
My Plan is after I graduate from College and start making significant amount of money, is to invest in my communities. Buy those Beauty Supply Stores, Remove those liquor stores, build Boys and Girls Centers, and do so much more. I want to educate my people, even if they don't want to be educated, I want to do so much for my community, and this is a promise.
Friday, April 1, 2011
The Hangover Part II
Now I was already dying of laughter at this trailer. The first one was hilarious, but this just might be one of the best sequels to any movie other than Spiderman 3.
Everything Must Go, movie trailer
When i saw The Notorious B.I.G's son in the trailer, I got chills, this boy is a splitting image of his father. Other that that, This Movie looks like its going to be Very funny. Anything with Will Ferrell is a laugh fest, even if its meant to be serious.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Male Best Friend

A best male friend where sex is out of the question, where that thought is absurd. One who will come over at night and sleep over, and all we did was watch a movie and play video games, nothing more, nothing less.
Deep conversations, going out to bowl, watch a movie, or hit up a sports bar and talk trash to each other. It might be too late for me. But if I could go back, I would search for that buddy.
This poem really touched my heart.
Dear little girls,
Don't be in a rush to grow up, because unlike every thing else must, you cant come down.
Let your mother hold you in her womb for more than 9 months times two, make that years, let her conquer your fears for as long as she can. Don't let mirages of false fathers lead you into traps to make you a slave like a Hebrew. Right now you can only think you know whats best for you, and the sad part is, too many models don't play their role in order to let you know whats best for you, little girl. But I'm telling you, stay young for as long as you can, play tag, let maturity be it, run away from growing up as long as you can, so when you become it, you won't be easily tired of chasing dreams, and you'll be able to tell them to get off your apple tree. But right now, your words are just unheard screams. Don't be in a rush to put on that red dress like Roxanne, your tutu and princess dresses are fitting. Don't hide your beauty, don't cover girl, Love what you are, don't strive for the world to accept you, let the world strive for you to accept it. Don't be a Queen who is not ready to rule her Kingdom, because you will fall like Rome to your knees, and become a super head who can only give a king dome. Little girl, remain young for as long as you can.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Should College Athletes be Paid???

Since it is March Madness, why not join the madness and post on this topic. Now the question is "Should College Athletes be Paid?" My answer is . . .
NO
Now I'm not saying o, because I lack athletic abilities, no way. I mean in High School I did play Basketball, Soccer and Softball. Just balancing getting a Degree in Engineering and playing sports in College is almost impossible. But Enough about me, now back to the question.
There are many reasons why they should get paid. Yes they are the money makers of the school, but thats all most of them have to offer. I say no because if athletes get paid, where does that leave the other students. Yes, regular students don't bring in as much money as student athletes, or put our bodies on the line to bring entertainment and Glory to the school. Wait, I lied, a lot of regular students put their bodies on the line and do bring Glory to the school with High GPA and all of the study time they put in. And, unlike most Student athletes, they do pay tuition and housing. If students athletes get paid, then the question of students getting paid should be brought up as well.
A Problem with America and why we are falling behind countries like China and Japan is that we put so much emphasis on entertainment and less on education. If we pay student athletes, we are just further lowering the amount of Engineers and Scientists produced in our country. How, by enticing the future generation with money while in college.
Another issue is the playing level of student Athletes. Student Athletes work hard and play hard, because they have something to prove and somewhere they want to go. If you start paying student athletes, that level of playing will decrease. The heart in the game will no longer be prevalent. Players would pay for the money, that heart and Drive will no longer exist. They would be comfortable with where they are, and therefore no longer need to play hard.
America today is still facing an issue with equal opportunities in the job field, how are they going to apply that to paying college Athletes. Will the Highest paid athletes be White males, followed by Black men and White women, and at the bottom (always at the bottom) the Black females? And then some sports make less than others. There are too many ethical issues to deal with.
Now I understand the reason why this discussion arose. There is so much money coming into Schools from people watching their games, and coaches are pocketing almost, if not, millions, or most of it. What I don't understand is how these coaches are making millions, when professors in the same institution are not getting paid as much. Then, some of these institutions have shortages in Lab material and lack the basic amenities that should be available for students to utilize. Another thing I don't understand, is how these coaches are making all this money, when the people cleaning the stands after each and every game are probably getting paid minimum wage, if not, below.
My Solution
Students Athletes shouldn't be paid, but their full tuitions should be paid, so would their housing, and they should also be supplied with allowances. More money should go into bettering schools, increasing pay for professors and those laborers who clean the stands and less into the pockets of Coaches. There should also be a fund made for student athletes who don't complete school with dreams of making it professionally, and don't make it.
This is just another rant, of nfatu8ed, piss on a wall.
Burn
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